crazy how useless I am like 97% of the time

anxiety scale: 100%
Iwanttodie scale: ???
happy scale: -78%
worry scale: 100000000%
tired scale: 666%
sleep scale: ???

I can never have a fucking good day in sync with anyone who matters and I always feel so fucking guilty when I have good days and others don’t like goddamn it its probably my fault they’re having a bad day how dare I have a good day


i need to stop getting my hopes up. idk why I’ve changed that aspect of my life but it needs to stop

well I mean what was I expecting


stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all


i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works


*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*


Ok, so, I am giant nerd and when I got home tonight I thought it would be great to spend my evening mapping out CN original shows and their life spans from the past 20 years. 


Honestly I was curious if there was any pattern in style and content but all I found out was Ed, Edd, and Eddy was a BAMF of a show that lived forever.

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

"Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are."